Still not as bad as the blowouts the Marshall Islands have taken.

oh shit you are totally right they have one good hitter, that means their lineup must be good.

In his defense, would YOU want to pay attention to a Padres game?

“What was wrong with that? Typical Deadspin, bashing everything to make themselves feel superior.”

I hate to break it to you, but if you grew up in a house with 18 rooms, you were pretty rich.

What a wonderful couple of excerpts from “We weren’t rich, but we were definitely comfortably middle class,” the autobiography of WickedRobot.

I am extremely confused that you’re horrified by flour, which is one of the least offensive substances on the planet.

literally what the fuck is wrong w you colin

All is forgiven Hope Solo! You get drunk and beat the shit out of any family member you want, you crazy bitch!

And even funnier when they’re all about the Constitution until they don’t like the SC rulings. Then all of a sudden they’re all about “fire the judges” and “we don’t need the Supreme Court”.

I guess this means another Royal in the All Star Game.

If $135,000 seems like a lot just for emotional damages, it is worth noting that the baker did not just refuse them service. She also published the couple’s names and home address on the Internet and encouraged people to harass them. So there was much more emotional damage than just refusing them service.

I’ve begun to notice that a lot of people railing against this ruling seem to have a fucked up mental picture of a “gay wedding cake” being covered in Gay Pride flags and dicks/vaginas and stuff.

And the political right creates a false equivalence between literally every law. “Oh, I can’t punch this homeless guy, but he can sit on the sidewalk all he wants?”

Why on earth make it ruinous to break the law, why! Why. I'm stomping and everything.

That buzzing you hear is the sound of 10,000,000 conservatives getting outrage boners.

Pro tip: If you blend in and act like you belong somewhere, most people wont think twice. This is true “almost” everywhere.

Carmelo went 17-65 last year.

hey that’s one more title than Carmello...