PORKCHOPS BAZINGAS!

“LaMarcus, think about it! On any given day you could be passing the ball to Kobe and never seeing it again that possession in front of Victoria’s Secret supermodels, or Tom Hanks, or Lady Gaga, or even Michael Eisner! It could be Kate Upton who hears Kobe yelling at you to fucking pass him the ball when he’s open or…

I’d imagine this wasn’t drastically different from his first date with Anjelica Huston.

I gave you a star, but pretty sure it’s Leon, not Lenny

“Crabs in a barrel” or “Crabs in a bucket” is a common thing said about black people and sometimes even by black people to refer to a competitive, yet destructive mentality wherein a crab will not allow another crab to escape a trap, and assumably death, before it goes first.

Most importantly, it is a shitty, horrible…

How do they get the teeth so sparkly tho?

I think lack of Eddie Furlong ruined this film:

In his defense, one of his friends is black.

Mostly dead is slightly alive.

How do you mention Edmonton and not include Jari Kurri?

This is a totally useless analogy because all of your examples are before the salary cap.

that picture makes it look like he’s turning into clint howard

Damn, he just beat the 14 seconds flat Bartolo Colon clocked on a single last month.

In a world with Chris Berman, everyone else is a distant second.

Every time I watch highlights of this guy, I am 100% certain his arm his going to detach at the elbow.

“Harrelson” is the worst caller in sports.

“Heegogn” is the worst call in sports.

Incredible. I imagine this deal has raised eyebrow across the league.