Luckily for this guy, there is definitely a fundamental right to be a complete asshole on Twitter.

Shh... You can join me in my bunker where they never remade Total Recall or Robocop and we’ll be happy knowing they didn’t remake BTILC.

You’ve never watched a baseball game, have you?

Oh my God, that scene right there...I was about to get on some semi-troll shit like “Blah blah blah this movie is 8 years old, blah blah why are we having a sub-decade retrospective to feed our generation’s yen toward instant nostalgia bullshit and its cultish devotion to decent, no transcendent works? Blah blah It’s…

You’re both welcome to and fully entitled to your awful opinion.

How my best friend and I reacted when we watched this movie with a 3rd friend, who said it sucked:

Can I +1 each and every word of that? Fucking poetry, man. “EuroMantis” might be the finest combination of letters ever strung together on the internet.

Only thing that could make this comment better would be if the word “shanty” was in it.

It’s a very immature message.

An NBA franchise adrift fell under the sway of the oldest siren song of the draft, running her hard-earned lottery pick aground as she reached for the “upside” shoals of a 7-foot EuroMantis. It’s a tragic tale as old as the Lottery herself.

If there is not an unwritten rule of thumb to not draft a guy whose last name rhymes with Bazinga, there should be.

Only at FSU can a QB punch a woman in the face and the response is “at least it’s better than the last guy.”

Also, USPS does the flat rate shipping. These could easily fit in a medium box and ship for under $10.

FUN AT PARTIES ^

Hot take!