No, you make sperm all the time. You use sperm watching PornHub.

Agreed. Value in 20-year-old video games is a better HOF criteria than whatever baseball uses.

It’s nice to see someone other than Belfour refer to Belfour as a legend. The guy just misses being on the long list for GOAT because he was no better than the fourth best of his era, but still a first-ballot talent.

I don’t know what’s going on at a molecular level, but I usually seem to make sperm by watching PornHub.

Hey buddy, why don’t you make like Stuart Scott’s eye and look somewhere else?

My favorite part about the Jeter dive into the stands catch is that...HE CAUGHT THE FUCKING BALL IN FAIR FUCKING TERRITORY.

If he were good enough to be an All-Star, he’d be wearing a Royals uniform.

I still think “Sex Worker” is a horrible job title. “Orgasm Technician” would be much better.

That boy was quickly traded to Texas for a case of Cherry Skoal and Julio Franco.

Basketball is useful for getting me through the long, cold winter without baseball. I watch pretty regularly till early April, but I almost never see a playoff game because, you know, BASEBALL’S ON!

Like did you get extra dumbass wheaties in your cereal bowl this morning or something?

I honestly didn’t know until today that Ramadan doesn’t just apply to food, but water, too. Man, hat’s off to you, I could never, ever manage that. I always refused to even fast for Yom Kippur.

This is a little different. This is helping someone perform a physical act, rather than lecturing them about something. There’s more leeway in this case.

Yes. That’s exactly the problem.

This comment is everything wrong with America.

NOPE. Unless they specifically ask you for advice, do not give advice, ever, for any reason. If they’re shitty, welp, they’re shitty, but you telling them how to be better will not make them less shitty, it will only serve your own need for self-aggrandizement.

Jesus Fucking Christ.