“Things are not going well for Tiger Woods” has pretty much been true every day since that Thanksgiving turkey with Elin in 2009.

Looks like some lucky waitress at Perkins is going to get some Tiger stress release tonight!!!

In a sport where Marty Schottenheimer and Norv Turner are repeatedly hired, how can one determine mental c0mpetence?

And they were one OT period away from playing for it last year, where I feel they would have beaten the Rangers (sorry, Barry). Then we’d be talking about three Cups in a row.

The least CBS could do is get some paid professionals on the floor.

Dear CBS, please watch this video to see how its really done when you’re putting together your next tired-ass One Shining Moment montage after the NCAAs…

MLB needs to figure out if it wants to let the fans vote or let the game count for something meaningful, because it can’t be both.

So, the next time you find yourself pitted against an anti-GMO you can tell him “you just want to kill more calves. Why? Do you hate to hear them mooing?”

I work in a field that sorta allows me to be a dick to people who yell at me. I prefer the line “Tell me, how well does this act usually work for you?”

oh i loved doing that at disney. smile. smile some more. get real dead in the eyes. the louder they screamed, the lower and calmer my voice got. and then i’d stay silent until they ran out of breath and give them my patented “are you done yet?” look, then provide them with excellent service in a pleasant manner.

That sounds like typical small-town “he’s the mayor’s crazy nephew” stuff to me - you get people who are basically bulletproof in small towns.

At some restaurants you have to pay extra for that kind of service.

In fairness, I think he didn’t want to equate them to Calzones, in a similar way that one might not want to equate Pizza Huts bready substance covered with tomato sauce and cheese to a pizza.

Agree, but the story ended with the cops saying “That’s just Santa being Santa”, so I assume they wouldn’t do anything if called. No clue why they kept giving him free food though.

Especially when it’s not just two hours of taking up a table, it’s two hours of continued service.

If you’re taking up a table for more than an hour, you should tip higher, imo.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

Now I want a P’zone.