Beautiful. I think I’m tearing up. Unsure... but I am wet.

And the 2nd paragraph literally explains why this game was better than a perfect game.

This comment is, pretty much literally, better than necessary.

I think he meant perfect as in perfect game?

I’ve debated with people that Kerry Wood’s 20K game was most likely one of the best pitched games of all-time (game score of 105, the current 9-inning record), and some say any perfect game is better because Wood allowed 2 baserunners (1 questionable hit/error and 1 HBP). A perfect game is indeed pretty excellent, but…

People just don’t understand how hard it is to be a boring white person. Our struggle is great.

Lot’s of accidental reveals this E3....

Reports out of Alouettes training camp say that Michael Sam was having a hard time adjusting to his role in the 12-man CFL defensive scheme, where teams generally employ a fifth defensive back.

This joke will never not be funny.

I was waiting for someone to do the math...

I hope that wasn’t a typo, because it made your whole statement even funnier.

Does being fired from your own website count as being defeated?

In 2005, the French director Jean-François Richet directed a remake, and it had Ethan Hawke and Laurence Fishburne and Ja Rule and a goofy police-conspiracy subplot. I’m pretty sure it’s the last example in history of the movie where the end-credits rap song just retells the plot of the movie you just watched.…

So technically, Shaq is now a Shaq truther?

Americans playing non-Americans at American football has to happen. Also, orienteering sounds racist.

In the style of the side they both love, this was a whole lot of back and forth never reaching a goal.

He’s bloody 28. We’re not all 8 year-olds with three months until our birthdays going we’re “8 and three quarters!” I’m not going around saying I’m 32 when my birthday is in November. This is why you can’t have nice things, Arsenal.

hello my name is hatch and im a arsenal fan and i am seven AND A HALF years old