jacobmrley
jacobmrley
jacobmrley

I’m confused. They’re comparing sports to classic movies. I thought Simmons no longer worked for ESPN.

Sounds like they understand their First Amendment rights.

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Sepp Blatter resigns as President of an organization too corrupt to have voted them out when they had the chance like a day ago.

Even worse, they’re being driven to Oklahoma’s football stadium.

That park is the worst. I still don’t understand how that got approved.

As a Knicks fan I fully expect that to work into 2 Miami titles followed by Wade signing a 7 year max contract with New York for the low low price of 2 unprotected first round picks.

See? It wasn’t steroids. It was just early 20th century calisthenics.

CliBroTa

LOL @ U.S. site claiming all U.S. reports are 100% legit.

“Why is this news? Bartolo hits Double-Doubles all the time.”

Sure, laugh now. We’ll see who’s grinning when Warner’s Nigerian prince wire transfer drops.

Now I see why they never started using Bitcoin.

Did anyone ever tinker there’d evers be a chance something this stupid could happen in baseball?

You’ve aged well, Mr. Merkle.

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