I legitimately doubt that even Yasiel Puig’s mother cares as much about him as Deadspin.

Worth noting the Dodgers recently got swept in San Francisco without scoring a run and their division lead is down to half a game. It’s not like they’re prancing away with the pennant and a really good hitter is just fluff.

Once you have kids and you are up at 6:30 every Sunday morning, you really start to appreciate him.

Yeah this. Bob Ley is and always has been fucking awesome.

As a kid, I always thought he was the boring, Teddy Ruxpin-looking motherfucker. Now, as an adult, I realize he’s one of the best reporters they’ve got there and is one of the few journalists working at ESPN that I actually think has serious integrity and talent.

Honestly, FIFA is so laughably corrupt at this point that if they announced that the election resulted in a two-way tie between Sepp Blatter and Bill the Cat, I wouldn’t even blink.

I know “the kids” may not care about this guy, but Bob Ley is fucking great.

15 years ago, 16 year old me thought Bob Ley was lame. About five years ago, I started realizing how awesome Bob Ley really is. This is the icing on the Bob Leyer cake.

This. This is my favorite sports gif.

Are...are you kidding, with this comment? You said you don’t get the love. I explained why people enjoyed this enjoyable action flick, with a dig at your jaded internet schtick. And then RAGE. Do you understand that the phenomenon you’re describing is best evidenced by your own comments? Lordy McGordy, these children…

It’s pretty impressive you’re so jaded and cynical that spectacular visuals and brutal stunts bore you. God, you must be so cool.

I really hate this concept people have of our bodies being filled with unnamed “toxins” ready to kill us at any moment, and in order to ensure our survival, we have to go out of our way to “flush” them.

Completely unfair to characterize that as 50 uninterrupted seconds of phone scrolling. At about the 35-second mark there is a forceful exhale straight into the mic from deep in the belly of Francesa that sounds very much, to me, like two gorgeous angels fucking in the most expensive hotel suite in Heaven.

unnh unnh unnh unnhhh let me go the other way unhh unnh unnh, okay there we go

Don’t miss Friday’s big show, featuring “Mike spends 2 1/2 minutes trying to open a new jar of pickles”, “Mike spends half an hour trying to remember the name of the third baseman on the ‘69 Mets”, and “Mike takes a 22-minute nap”. WFAN — it’s FAN-tastic!

$5 To whoever can figure out what song he was half-humming.

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.