Is this a joke? There’s no way an apple product could have such a flaw.

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

don’t show this to wallstreet journal commenters

Any chance he could pass the Turing test?

There’s a plan in place and we’re sticking with the plan. We can’t do what’s best for the fan.

In an odd coincidence, 356,000 is also the number of years left that they have to pay Bobby Bonilla a million dollars.

Nah...No one can save Knicks.

Underdog =/= drought

CBS could make bank by offering a for charge option to mute Jim Nantz.

Came for Zindane jokes. Leaving satisfied.

I don’t blame him. The Rock N Roll Hall of Fame closes at 5.

And then we would have thrown it back onto the field.

At Wrigley we would have put the bat in the beer and then chugged the beer down.

Still waiting for ESPN’s on-air apology for their serious error in judgment when it comes to the continued employment of Darren Rovell.

Of all the shit Rovell should be apologizing for, this is so weak.

Nope, it is still easily Trout

I’ve been a Knicks fan since ~1982 (minus the last 10 years when I’ve been wishing death on the franchise). Here’s my only hope . . .

Old jezebel was sweet. And everything didn’t turn into a privilege off contest.

Monrail?