Deadspin already has one guy who acts like he's the only human to ever reproduce. We don't need another.

Pretty sure that is Stan Musial, not Jim Edmonds

LaRussa: Oh, come on! Who cares if it was 95 miles per hour?! It was placed in a safe spot.

I don't know which I lie more: Colon hitting or Dunn Pitching!

So I guess MLB is going to continue its slide into irrelevance. All too old, too white, and too boring.

How 'bout Grandaddy senators? W. is available.

WTF is this bullcrap? Was the War on Whites canceled or something?

Simmons blocked me because he tweeted about the Bruins and I called him out for being a fair-weather fan.....which he is. I despise that insufferable bastard

The NFLPA has calculated that the average career of a running back in the league is 2.57 years. Usually it's not so cut-and-dried as Wilson's story, but all it takes is getting hit wrong once.

Hey, you don't see the Jets taking guys who can't play in two years. They just take the ones who can't play immediately.

Peter King still looks like the love child of George Wendt and Ma Fratelli from The Goonies.

I want to address this "coleslaw guy". I am a server and have had some pretty ridiculous requests. When it comes to a customer who behaves like the coleslaw man does, you simply don't give him what he wants. Being a good tipper does not excuse his abhorrent behavior. Let him think the restaurant and the service is…

His order went as follows: bottle of cheapest red wine with a glass full of ice only on the side. No water, just ice. He wouldn't let us pour the wine until he had filled up his wine glass with ice.

You must mean Jerry Reese, the GM who has won two superbowls and found players such as Victor Cruz, Mario Manningham, Hakeem Nicks, Andre Brown, Kevin Boss, etc.

Working at a restaurant, I have to say:

I know I always demand my team's GM not draft guys that will suffer an injury 2 years later.

When I first started dating my husband and moving out of my parent's house, I ordered all my meats well-done. I couldn't imagine them any other way. Then, my husband introduced me to medium-well and rare steaks. I learned something that day: meat has flavor. I learned that my mom's overcooking of steak in the…

The one silver lining is that Wilson needn't look any further than the league commissioner to see what can be accomplished without a functional spine.

Regular coffee= Milk + 2 sugars at most bodegas in NY.