It has probably been said before, but not enough.

How many fucking trees have died from this moron's pabulum? Peter King grew fat sucking the hind teat of Bill Parcells and his devil spawn Belichick for decades. His Monday column reminds me now of that wacky column of observations Larry King used to write for USA Today. Strike that .. Larry at least could edit his…

Fuck Mark Cuban. What a self-serving asshole.

"Wait, Garcia took the diamond off her finger and he didn't even get laid?"

Juicebox Samm

white won, right? They did have a leg up in the competition. No bones about it. They may have broken some records with that win. It could cast a shadow on team blue, though. They barely cracked the top five blue exhibition teams this decade. But it did snap Rose's missed game streak. They actually may have bent the…

It was so bad, Derrick Rose announced he's going to sit out another year.

I haven't seen an NBA player broke that badly in Vegas since Antoine Walker.

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

Fisher: But it's my son. What am I supposed to tell him, that he can't wear certain clothes because his dad has a-

I thought Winston stole that sweater already.

Fixed it.

Wreck-It Ralph was much better than I expected it to be.

All that money to only play 16 games! All those other dumb players have to do that extra playoff stuff.

If getting $50 million guaranteed to play a game is getting screwed, somebody please screw me immediately.

This fucking guy...

You should NEVER slide into first base. Why would you slide instead if continuing to run at full speed through the bag? I have heard of referenced material about this, but I'm lazy and don't feel like looking for it.

Have you not seen Star Trek IV? That line about Spock doing a little too much "LDS" is in the movie.