I really hate this concept people have of our bodies being filled with unnamed “toxins” ready to kill us at any moment, and in order to ensure our survival, we have to go out of our way to “flush” them.

Grow up and write in complete sentences. MOT/MOF/MOL? What in hell are you talking about??

Completely unfair to characterize that as 50 uninterrupted seconds of phone scrolling. At about the 35-second mark there is a forceful exhale straight into the mic from deep in the belly of Francesa that sounds very much, to me, like two gorgeous angels fucking in the most expensive hotel suite in Heaven.

unnh unnh unnh unnhhh let me go the other way unhh unnh unnh, okay there we go

Don’t miss Friday’s big show, featuring “Mike spends 2 1/2 minutes trying to open a new jar of pickles”, “Mike spends half an hour trying to remember the name of the third baseman on the ‘69 Mets”, and “Mike takes a 22-minute nap”. WFAN — it’s FAN-tastic!

$5 To whoever can figure out what song he was half-humming.

The label “How Can Mets Improve Team?” followed by 50 seconds of aimless stammering seems about right.

Yeah weddings are terrible and boring to attend anyway, no one wants to be reminded they may have to schlepp off to another one a few months from now.

No wonder they want to charge him with corruption!

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

Can’t believe Tabitha Soren, Kurt Loder, Matt Pinfield, and Jesse Camp all said no.

I hope robots come to your house and eat your face, the gem on your hand has turned red Logan and no one gives a fuck about your generic fucking nostalgia.

don’t show this to wallstreet journal commenters

Any chance he could pass the Turing test?

There’s a plan in place and we’re sticking with the plan. We can’t do what’s best for the fan.

In an odd coincidence, 356,000 is also the number of years left that they have to pay Bobby Bonilla a million dollars.

Nah...No one can save Knicks.

Underdog =/= drought

And then we would have thrown it back onto the field.