Still waiting for ESPN’s on-air apology for their serious error in judgment when it comes to the continued employment of Darren Rovell.

Of all the shit Rovell should be apologizing for, this is so weak.

Nope, it is still easily Trout

I’ve been a Knicks fan since ~1982 (minus the last 10 years when I’ve been wishing death on the franchise). Here’s my only hope . . .

A couple of years ago I was flying into Boston from London and was waiting at the luggage carousel while a beagle in a snazzy navy blue jacket and his handler, a tiny, sweet-faced Chinese-American lady, did the rounds, giving everybody a thorough sniffing. And he was such a good dog, so serious and so professional.…

Old jezebel was sweet. And everything didn’t turn into a privilege off contest.

And you’re the kind of person who calls a complete stranger who you’ve never met “over privileged”. Which by the way is two words and not one.

i worked at the airport once and had to call the bomb squad for abandoned luggage (it was fine) and so they brought the sniffer dog down and after the cop was just talking to someone, and i couldnt handle it anymore and i asked and then i got to pet the bomb doggggg

It’s even worse than that time they wrote that review of that movie I’m not interested in seeing!

“None of these approaches resonated with the Samueli’s vision for a classic but sophisticated update with a color scheme that showed competitive toughness and a tie to Orange County

Peyton was sandwiched between Tina and JLD. That lucky fuck.

I consider myself a very rational, levelheaded person, but by the end of that Top 10 list I was about 30% convinced Andy Kaufman was going to deliver number 1.

This was a great moment strictly for Dave’s admiration for Peyton.

So, if a home run ball goes through someone’s sunroof in the parking lot/street, I can climb into the car and get the ball? Thanks, officer, I’ll be sure to cite your explanation after I’m shot and/or incarcerated.

Yeah, seems terrible that a boat owner, eating at a fancy restaurant nearby may be out of of a free batted baseball. Lets start a GoFundMe.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

When is he gonna get the call to the bigs?

I don’t think under-25s are the target audience for Dave these days.

much like inclusion in our current economy, some things just aren’t for people under 25.

Man, how many people under 25 even know what this is about? Is Billy Crystal coming on next week to do his Cosell imitation?