Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis
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That white zinfandel story reminds me of something that happened at the first bar I ever worked.
These two dude bros straight up swagger up to the bar (which was fairly busy). Popped collar hamptonites with less money than they want you to assume they have. The one guy leans in over the bar and shouts “Lemme get a ZIN…
“Also, please take this complementary diabetes as a souvenir of your tour!”
Sea level: It really does mean what you think it means.
I think the author is burying the lede on the chocolate one— who the fuck gives a shit about what color a drink (that you consume) in a to-go cup (which you cannot see through) looks like? Was she co-ordinating her drink and her outfit? I’m utterly bemused.
Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.
In retaliation, America will continue to keep Lord Stanley’s cup. You know, like the last couple of decades.
(Editor’s Note: Like I’m ever going to pass up a story that makes fun of Tim Hortons...)
The international breakfast is a half-waffle
“Here, we see a server remove the packaging from a frozen cheesecake that arrived on truck this morning to be thawed in a cooler. And so begins and ends our tour of Obscene Selection of Cheesecakes.”
The sad part is a lot of non-chinese Asian restaurants end up putting some Chinese food on their menu, probably because its too much effort dealing with these basic people.
“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.
And it is now forever Chipohlittle. Thank you BCO
Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.
I should have known better. I should have known that the fight would suck. I have lived long enough to know that the…
His own son called him a fucking coward yet these guys want to sit there and tell us it is different.
Anthony Michael Hall’s douchey fratboy son?
They love the weather. And its South Beach. Thats why they’re happy. Its a better place to waste your son’s signing bonus.
Thanks for posting this. He blocked me a few years back, for a Deadspin comment, so I wouldn’t have known. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pacquiao should bring Beadle and Nichols out during introductions and have one of them in his corner, holding a microphone.