I have to assume Jameis fucked Mel Kiper’s daughter. There is no other way to understand his frothing rage about the guy.

“And there you have it! Jameis Winston, despite all his issues, picked number one by the TamAND THE PUNT IS BLOCKED!!!”

Yes, we’ve discussed every single issue with the NFL Draft.

Mike Mayock’s biggest issue is not understanding the meaning of the word “irony.” It is not ironic that Nelson Agholor is similar to Jeremy Maclin, the very same player he is replacing, Mike. It is not even coincidental. It is intentional that the Eagles selected a player similar to one who experienced success in…

“Are you sure you’ve thought this through?”

half the animals here wish it were the head of the person feeding them the watermelon

We need 4 hippos and about 60 watermelons. Now

Can you imagine if Indy had taken RGIII and Washington with Luck?

Heath Schuler laughs at your short memory

Heath Shuler is close because he was never good, not even for a quarter. RG3 at least made then really entertaining for a season.

One of my favorite videos ever

Wait, so you think passing over Marino for Ken O’Brien was a bad idea? The HELL you say!

Do you mean Pro Football generally, or just the NFL? (Psst... I think a 43-year annuity might be a bad investment.)

“You wanna know what NFL pick I’d do over? Jeez, there are so many to choose from... probably that one against the Saints in the NFC Championship game?” -Brett Favre

And with the 24th pick of the 1983 NFL Draft, the NY Jets select Dan Marino.

With the second overall pick in the 1989 NFL draft, the Green Bay Packers select Barry Sanders, Oklahoma State, and not overrated steroid gobbling Tony Mandarich.

I hope this means ESPN is hiring someone more relevant, streetwise and Millennials-friendly like Frank DeFord.

SURELY THE JOURNALISM GODS CHORTLED MIGHTILY

I guess someone hit the Boss Button on his career.

people will spend ten times that on a super bowl ticket just to say they were there. those happen every year. go look at first round, seven-game, nba and nhl series ticket prices. this was a one off. he got friends and family together, and, since life is for the retelling, a story he’ll hand down that’s a helluva lot…