One of the Worst Bills ever:

I'll just leave this here.

SportsCenter producer: [reads article]

The field now holds the title of second-most-watered-down Coors.

"I have no one to blame but Hitler."

So you were wondering whether a person who's 7-foot-2 can squeeze into the bathroom on a airplane.

Wilt Chamberlain never seemed to have a problem fitting into small spaces.

Since SW was done in the style of (or homage to) the old sci-fi serials I'd say the cliffhanger ending is exactly what's called for. Those old films were all about getting you back in the theater for continuing adventures.

The lack of an ending is precisely why Empire is the best of the Star Wars movies; that and the fact that it doesn't have a beginning. It wastes no time on build up or world-building or Lucas' godawful award ceremonies. Pure in media res.

In Virginia, 20 MPH over the speed limit is Reckless Driving, and can get you thrown into jail. Over 100 MPH is intent to kill.

It really doesn't matter if the Japanese hits count or not, because unlike Pete Rose, Ichiro will be in the Hall of Fame.

Put it in escrow and wait for the dead guy's (or is it guys' ?) peeps to sue Hernandez for wrongful death. It's only a matter of time.

A-ROD CHEATS THE GAME AND ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS A MISPELLED SIGN. YOUR SUCH IDIOTS.

he followed it up with:
Must admit, Browns looking like more of a threat to San Francisco in the AAFC than Baltimore is right now.

Yeah. Chris warren, Brian Blades and Joey Galloway, if healthy, will take them to the top.

In a cruel twist, FOX 11 will now be playing the music video to fun.'s "Some Nights" on loop during the Red Sox game today.

Yeah, that threw me off too. To be fair, outside of Peyton that was a ridiculously weak QB class. After Leaf, the next QB taken was Charlie Batch at the end of the second followed by whatever a Johnathan Quinn is.

You beat me to it; that statement was so fucking stupid that he had to say it four times in a row.

Hey Drew published some of my letter. Go me!

My liberty is not the ability to infringe someone else's liberty.