You would think the official water of the MLB would just come uncapped.

May I suggest balsa?

People like Mehta annoy me. Fans have limited options when it comes to spectating, one is which is booing; anyone who sits on their hands while Sanchez (or any player for that matter) plays the way he has, clearly doesn't care. I've gone to every home game since I was 7, I don't need a beat reporter telling me how…

Also google "ray allen"

The Heat are hoping Oden can serve as a mentor to their younger players. Like, Juwan Howard.

His other arm says "I will fight every nigger hear."

"When I like to feel allegent, I wear cashmere."

Lol I think it's hilarious that you patriots haters are so fucking down on your own teams that even when I come out and say something bad about my own team, you still try to mock me over it. Seriously. Stop being jealous.

The meaning of life?

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Oh, right. This is a Jets game. You are not."

Yet another example of how badly white parents are handling raising their children.

It's the iPhone that's racist; he was auto-corrected into 'n*gger' when he really wanted 'nagger'.

Riley Cooper has some chunky ass fingers. Must make it tough to catch a football.

Showalter's in the right here, guys. He never would have profited from a known steroid user and then thrown them under the bus if they had to get tested.

They realize this will be happening right?

If you think Fireman Ed was the biggest douche in the Stadium, I can GUARANTEE that you've never been to a Jets home game.

Kenny Chesney: the artist who has replaced Jon Bon Jovi as the "go-to" performer for 35+ year old housewives who gave up on enjoying real music decades ago and men who get so drunk on softball Sundays that they lose their shoes at the local bar.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

Other innovations that Rex Ryan thinks are still Things: