The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

Racists, dog killers, drunk drivers, felons, Philly has some potential this year.

This is far superior to the song it intends to parody.

I'm sure his teammates will give him some gentle ribbing for this one

Of all the Spice Girls, I think Scary has aged the worst.

I am pretty sure this is footage from the opening sequence of Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Cincinnati Bengals.

heed.

I'm getting tired of people filming brawls and not using landscape. Come on people it's 2013!

They tried same thing at Penn State's youth football camp, but all of the parents quickly gathered their children and sped home.

The Trop is not in Tampa. It is not even in the same county as Tampa.

The booger picking/eating isn't even the embarrassing part.

The real story is that that many people actually went to an arena football game.

David Cone is actually a great addition to the YES booth; he talks about baseball with passion and only occasionally sprinkles in an F bomb or two.

"Shrapnel's fuckin' flying around like Ralphie clipping his toenails"

I'd be dropping F-bombs too if the team I'm announcing is starting a fly ball pitcher in the ultimate hitter's park.

Thanks for making me feel like absolute shit, deadspin. Liriano has a 2.23 era, Cuddy is hitting 50 home runs in Denver, Carlos Gomez is the new Jose Reyes, and Torii Hunter is going to win a World Series. It's probably the worst time ever to be a Twins fan.

Ugh, Mountain Dew? Better of with crab juice, bro.