You are now aware that that episode first aired in 1993 and feel incredibly old.

he could've just said he didn't wanna play for the Cardinals.

"A pink baseball-type bat..."

I would love a Clinton dick pic. I'd laugh all day long.

"Traitor! We were the only sponsor who'd take you back then, ya bum!"

It makes sense. His shoes were pink and green.

No.

$120 to play solitaire in small hard seats surrounded by loud drunk strangers!

What about these kinds of dick pics?

Shit ... running is natural cause next thing you know they'll trying to put ill fitting gloves on your hands making all sorts of wild claims.

"I wouldn't read too much into this."

Footnote: Please, people of the world, stop taking videos in portrait mode! It makes the world a worse place.

The boards behind the batter says 'losmets.com' but I read too quickly and thought it said 'lolmets.com'. Still would have been appropriate.

Something is hinky. There are over 100,000 votes for the Carolina Panthers....are there even 100,000 Carolina Panthers fans?

Why are you calling him a jagoff? At worst, he's a Nair-do-well.

This is a nice departure from the usual behavior of Pujols and Colon, who are otherwise considered baseball's two biggest assholes.

Nothing wrong with a little gut check now and then.

Apparently not all the fans respect Rivera

He was merely saluting tonight's first pitch by the guest of honor, President Skroob.