It's the iPhone that's racist; he was auto-corrected into 'n*gger' when he really wanted 'nagger'.

Riley Cooper has some chunky ass fingers. Must make it tough to catch a football.

Showalter's in the right here, guys. He never would have profited from a known steroid user and then thrown them under the bus if they had to get tested.

They realize this will be happening right?

If you think Fireman Ed was the biggest douche in the Stadium, I can GUARANTEE that you've never been to a Jets home game.

Kenny Chesney: the artist who has replaced Jon Bon Jovi as the "go-to" performer for 35+ year old housewives who gave up on enjoying real music decades ago and men who get so drunk on softball Sundays that they lose their shoes at the local bar.

I never used the n-word, before. Except, for this one time that was caught on camera.

Later, at the Eagles practice facility: "I will apologize to every nigger here."

"Truck nuts, also known as Truck nutz, truck balls, BumperNuts, BumperBalls, CargoNads, Drive-thru Danglers, Trucksticles, HitchNuggets, Balls-on-a-truck, or, as they are known in the United Kingdom, Bumper Bollocks, are plastic accessories for pickup trucks and other vehicles which resemble a pair of dangling testicle…

Other innovations that Rex Ryan thinks are still Things:

The reason Fred McGriff is not included is sad yet simple. Major League Kickball, despite its acronym, does not allow black players.

Racists, dog killers, drunk drivers, felons, Philly has some potential this year.

This is far superior to the song it intends to parody.

I'm sure his teammates will give him some gentle ribbing for this one

Of all the Spice Girls, I think Scary has aged the worst.

I am pretty sure this is footage from the opening sequence of Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Cincinnati Bengals.

heed.