They tried same thing at Penn State's youth football camp, but all of the parents quickly gathered their children and sped home.

The Trop is not in Tampa. It is not even in the same county as Tampa.

The booger picking/eating isn't even the embarrassing part.

The real story is that that many people actually went to an arena football game.

David Cone is actually a great addition to the YES booth; he talks about baseball with passion and only occasionally sprinkles in an F bomb or two.

"Shrapnel's fuckin' flying around like Ralphie clipping his toenails"

I'd be dropping F-bombs too if the team I'm announcing is starting a fly ball pitcher in the ultimate hitter's park.

MLB is now racing to add a new supplement to it's banned list of PEDs....Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.

Hey, at least your aren't a celtics fan, it being July 27th and all.

I will never like March 9. It's the day Biggie died. True fuckin players know what I mean.

July 27th will always be the day that Tony Hawk landed the first ever 900 on a skateboard. I fucking love this day. True Tony Hawk's Pro Skater fans know what I mean.

Oh, good. I really need to read 700 pages ranking the greatest stamps of all time.

I now hate this day because of that insufferable tweet. True sports fans know what I mean.

It's also the day Frank Zamboni died. True hockey fans know what I mean.

Thanks for making me feel like absolute shit, deadspin. Liriano has a 2.23 era, Cuddy is hitting 50 home runs in Denver, Carlos Gomez is the new Jose Reyes, and Torii Hunter is going to win a World Series. It's probably the worst time ever to be a Twins fan.

You are now aware that that episode first aired in 1993 and feel incredibly old.

he could've just said he didn't wanna play for the Cardinals.

"A pink baseball-type bat..."

"Traitor! We were the only sponsor who'd take you back then, ya bum!"

It makes sense. His shoes were pink and green.