Willingly or, you know, his way?

As a  Mets fan, what time can you pick him up at the airport?

Fixed again.

And take the Mets with you.

Boca Raton, Fla.? Are you sure he isn’t retired?

This whole thing makes less sense than Cory in the House being anime.

All the people losing their jobs can get work in the burgeoning coal industry, what’s the problem?

Jim Hart and Neil Lomax want you to go fuck yourself.

John “Hot Plate” Williams approves this message.

Managers don’t really win games but bad managers lose them.

I need a new cooler after shooting my last one. Will this cooler match my gun? That is very important to my lifestyle.

I need a new cooler after shooting my last one. Will this cooler match my gun? That is very important to my…

Are you saying some of your best friends are white?

Sam Militello approves this message.

Let’s remember some empires:

Name me another QB who got benched early in his career and recovered from it. YOU CANNOT.

This is like one of those AI glitches in Madden that makes me rage-quit and throw the controller.

There is a very small minority in the east that still call it the MAC Machine. As in “I gotta go smack the MAC” - it rolls off the tongue nice and it avoids the redundant ATM Machine issue.

He came up with the Padres so clearly he was a troublemaking outsider.