Nobody goes to Fenway anymore, it’s too crowded.

We can only hope our fine president will have the decency to dedicate a golfing trophy to the victims in Las Vegas this weekend. #thoughtsandprayers

Mahmoud Abdul-Rauf does not agree with any of this.

I never knew I needed this in my life until I watched it.

I too look forward to the Chiefs getting to the playoffs with this brilliant gadget play and then not taking advantage of it at all in the Divisional game.

Mike Hunt approves this message.

Sounds like something the fan of Sports Ball would say.

This 1000x *plays Wild Draw 4* *gets punched in the mouth*

The secret to proper meatball sandwich construction is to cut the meatballs in half and stack them so that you get all the meat in every bite while keeping the round bits away from each other so they don’t slide out.

Large Marge begs to differ. This doesn’t even sound like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.

Being an unimaginative frontrunning shitbag might have a cool story behind it.

The Mets and the Jets are on at the same time here in NYC. Split screen shot above.

Technically, he didn’t hit a woman so he’s all good.

Excuse me, that’s Mitchell to you and me.

The consequence is this give the police more time to go out and shoot black people. Checkmate, atheists.

When I was a kid, I went to a Mets game on my birthday and found out Todd Hundley had the same birthday so he immediately became my favorite player. Sure, he some how (*cough*steroids*cough*) still holds the Mets all time season mark for homers, but ask any Cubs fan and they will tell you Hundley was...not good and…

Anyone who pays money to watch this geek show should be put on a list.

One can only dream.

I clicked on that human tooth in the hand thing, so let me just say...

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!

Thank you.