I’ll drink to that.

I assume this means they will be signing Brian Griese or maybe even Bob before Kaepernick because, reasons!

Brown people getting 3000 hits? That’s only 1800 white person hits anyway. Next thing you know, they’ll want to vote, too.

If only these videos were of him smacking a woman around or stealing crab legs, his eligibility would be secure.

John:

Careful, they’re ruffled!

Fuck LaVar Ball.

I assume the clubhouse guy is just tired of all the leftovers on the players post-game buffet and this is the most cost efficient way of remedying that.

I will not use Bixby until it actually turns into the Incredible Hulk.

Excellent use of “chucklefuck”

“Fuck you Christie! You and anyone who voted for you should be taken away and put into camps. Lucky for you, though, yours will be a fat camp you miserable useless shitstain.”

He should stab a couple of people, they’ll put him in the hall of fame for that.

Illiterate homophobic wife beaters united against racists indeed.

He can’t read, this can only be a plus in the long run.

+1 bumblebee girl

This. A coordinator would never ever bring shame to the school with JoPa watching.

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When asked to clean out his desk, all that was there was this pile.

That is all of Old England.

Um, what?