Jane, stop this crazy thing, called love.

Good news for the Mariners, they are still alphabetically and infinitely better than the Mets.

The Reds aren’t the Yankees, where if you sneeze on the pinstripes just right you get your number retired. This is a good thing. Though Joe Nuxhal’s number on the wall might make me a liar.

Who filed all these charges? Oh, makes sense...

Reading this article was like a party in my eyes and everyone’s invited.

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I have to completely disagree. In fact, instead of press conferences, I think they should all just enter the Octagon and duke it out and whomever can walk to the mike at the end gets to say something. This would be democracy in its purest form.

What isn’t funny about a politician assaulting a reporter? I believe the burden of proof lies with you. HamNo explained it as well as could be done.

With numbers like that, he would be the best option to come out of the Mets bullpen.

The Mets lost to the Padres this evening, the proverbial “worst team in baseball” - if you lose to the worst team in baseball, what does that make you?

Which is what makes it very very good indeed.

I’m impressed that being called a Boston fan was more insulting to you than a Klan member.

And when is this magical time of evenly distributed talent you are thinking of? I guess maybe the 70s? The history of the NBA is that there are 2-3 great teams every year and a whole bunch of average to crappy ones - mostly because one or two great players can make your team “super” for a decade. Ask the Celtics, the…

The least surprising thing here is that he looks like Matt Pinfield and George the Animal Steele had a child.

I’d never heard that before today, why has no one mentioned this before!?!?

Best commercial ever. *pisses in air*

Do you really think people in Cleveland aren’t doing street drugs to forget their pain and lot in life? Because that seems unlikely.

My favorite Jeter moment will always be how millions of Yankees fans confused a player whose closest comparison is Robin Yount for Joe Dimaggio.