He should also change his name to Harris von Harrison to complete the scene.

Mitchell Trubisky’s ceiling is maybe Mark Sanchez. His floor is Cade McNown. Good luck with that Bears fans.

Only 24 games in and we’re already here. Shit.

Well, obviously the Vikings need a new stadium and the NFL and the owners will lean on the local government until they get one.

Australian Rules Football.

Ricky Jordan and Toby Borland demand a recount on this post.

Cashing James Dolan’s checks with zero fucks given, unless is somehow involves the triangle offense.

I imagine that even if the Browns were allowed to draft every player in every round, they would still win 9 games over the next 4 seasons.

If only he spoke German, because as we know, no one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Yeah, you can probably drop him from your keeper league now.

I doubt it, Gallo is white. Now if Adrian Beltre had hit it...

“Chicago has the most homicides, but its rate per capita is one third as high as New Orleans”

How exactly did I misinterpret that data?

But...but...but clean coal!

Chicago: we kill more people, just less efficiently. Gotcha.

Well, what will the Mets want for him? At least a second rounder.

He doesn’t call people dawg, Chris Russo’s nickname is Mad Dog and Fatty the Sports Pope has the most tortured NY accent possible. So yeah, it is even worse than you imagined.

Taos: come for the hum, stay for the food.

The Chicago Fire happened in 1871 so I think this one still has legs.

FMFFFC FTW

I think it is the Jets turn to draft and ruin a QB this time around.