Someone has to finish third in the division.

What is a “fan?”

- Jets owner

If you eat Skittles in the dark, they all taste the same.

Whose flags do you think they borrowed?

Sarah? Sounds a little Jewish to me... *knocks over some headstones*

Not shown: Peter King tackling the kid and taking the ball.

About 6 hours after eating them, those spicy tenders ALWAYS become terrorists. Horrible horrible back-door terrorists.

At least it was consensual - baby steps.

My life is better knowing this exists.

It really should tell us something that the 32 most despicable business criminals in world won’t let Donald Trump join them and have kept him from joining them for decades.

Endy Chavez approves this message.

This assumes that professional athletes actually play for the Bears; looking at their roster the last few years, I am not so sure.

Dingers! Dingers! Dingers!

Obligatory:

This is literally the worst Kinja ever.

Ted Simmons got 3.7% of the vote on his one time on the HOF ballot so Posada is right where he belongs at 3.8%.

Ted Simmons, a far better player than Jorge Posada could ever dream of being, was also a one-year washout on the ballot. Just because Georgie gets some gratuitous Yankees blow back does not mean he belongs anywhere near Cooperstown. Also see Mattingly, Don and Munson, Thurman. 

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

And give up my dream of watching him have a coronary on live TV? No fucking way.

Would Good Boogie or Bad Boogie be playing with Ireland?