His mama call him Clay, Imma call him Clay.

Don’t hold back Chris, tell us how you really feel.

+1 booing Santa

The difference is Tomiln knows what those words mean and Bradshaw can barely see them on the teleprompter through his alcohol-induced haze.

You have obviously never seen Andy Reid coach in the playoffs.

My dream of watching him have a heart attack live on-air have been dashed. 2016 just keeps getting worse.

Counterpoint: We need more of all of these to make up for Donald’s tiny hands and tinier penis.

he ded.

Friday night’s a great night for football...

Henderson should just go and take a nice big bloody wet dump on Roger Goodell’s desk and make his point - but I am pretty sure Roger would just try to commercially monetize the shit pile while banning him further.

Jesus never had a Christmas tree, so now we all know who started the War on Christmas.

Bruce Sutter demands a recount on your contract research.

+1 Grand

I am okay with Selig in the Hall of Fame only if they use the picture of him shrugging like a doofus at the 2002 ASG for his plaque.

Piece of shit. The phrase you are looking for here is a piece of shit.

Totally, by 1945, the Nazis were gone with no problem whatsoever.

It works on so many levels...

Trump would have fought hard for his job if his name was Klansmann, alas.

I sign up for things and give my name at restaurants as Clambake Jackson.