And when is this magical time of evenly distributed talent you are thinking of? I guess maybe the 70s? The history of the NBA is that there are 2-3 great teams every year and a whole bunch of average to crappy ones - mostly because one or two great players can make your team “super” for a decade. Ask the Celtics, the…

The least surprising thing here is that he looks like Matt Pinfield and George the Animal Steele had a child.

I’d never heard that before today, why has no one mentioned this before!?!?

Best commercial ever. *pisses in air*

Do you really think people in Cleveland aren’t doing street drugs to forget their pain and lot in life? Because that seems unlikely.

My favorite Jeter moment will always be how millions of Yankees fans confused a player whose closest comparison is Robin Yount for Joe Dimaggio.

He should also change his name to Harris von Harrison to complete the scene.

Mitchell Trubisky’s ceiling is maybe Mark Sanchez. His floor is Cade McNown. Good luck with that Bears fans.

Only 24 games in and we’re already here. Shit.

Well, obviously the Vikings need a new stadium and the NFL and the owners will lean on the local government until they get one.

Australian Rules Football.

Ricky Jordan and Toby Borland demand a recount on this post.

Cashing James Dolan’s checks with zero fucks given, unless is somehow involves the triangle offense.

I imagine that even if the Browns were allowed to draft every player in every round, they would still win 9 games over the next 4 seasons.

If only he spoke German, because as we know, no one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Yeah, you can probably drop him from your keeper league now.

I doubt it, Gallo is white. Now if Adrian Beltre had hit it...

“Chicago has the most homicides, but its rate per capita is one third as high as New Orleans”

How exactly did I misinterpret that data?

But...but...but clean coal!

Chicago: we kill more people, just less efficiently. Gotcha.