Well, what will the Mets want for him? At least a second rounder.

He doesn’t call people dawg, Chris Russo’s nickname is Mad Dog and Fatty the Sports Pope has the most tortured NY accent possible. So yeah, it is even worse than you imagined.

Taos: come for the hum, stay for the food.

The Chicago Fire happened in 1871 so I think this one still has legs.

FMFFFC FTW

I think it is the Jets turn to draft and ruin a QB this time around.

Someone has to finish third in the division.

What is a “fan?”

- Jets owner

If you eat Skittles in the dark, they all taste the same.

Whose flags do you think they borrowed?

Sarah? Sounds a little Jewish to me... *knocks over some headstones*

Not shown: Peter King tackling the kid and taking the ball.

About 6 hours after eating them, those spicy tenders ALWAYS become terrorists. Horrible horrible back-door terrorists.

At least it was consensual - baby steps.

My life is better knowing this exists.

It really should tell us something that the 32 most despicable business criminals in world won’t let Donald Trump join them and have kept him from joining them for decades.

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This assumes that professional athletes actually play for the Bears; looking at their roster the last few years, I am not so sure.

Dingers! Dingers! Dingers!

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