This is literally the worst Kinja ever.

Ted Simmons got 3.7% of the vote on his one time on the HOF ballot so Posada is right where he belongs at 3.8%.

Ted Simmons, a far better player than Jorge Posada could ever dream of being, was also a one-year washout on the ballot. Just because Georgie gets some gratuitous Yankees blow back does not mean he belongs anywhere near Cooperstown. Also see Mattingly, Don and Munson, Thurman. 

Our long national nightmare is finally over.

And give up my dream of watching him have a coronary on live TV? No fucking way.

Would Good Boogie or Bad Boogie be playing with Ireland?

His mama call him Clay, Imma call him Clay.

Don’t hold back Chris, tell us how you really feel.

+1 booing Santa

The difference is Tomiln knows what those words mean and Bradshaw can barely see them on the teleprompter through his alcohol-induced haze.

You have obviously never seen Andy Reid coach in the playoffs.

My dream of watching him have a heart attack live on-air have been dashed. 2016 just keeps getting worse.

Counterpoint: We need more of all of these to make up for Donald’s tiny hands and tinier penis.

he ded.

Friday night’s a great night for football...

Henderson should just go and take a nice big bloody wet dump on Roger Goodell’s desk and make his point - but I am pretty sure Roger would just try to commercially monetize the shit pile while banning him further.

Jesus never had a Christmas tree, so now we all know who started the War on Christmas.

Bruce Sutter demands a recount on your contract research.