+1 Grand

I am okay with Selig in the Hall of Fame only if they use the picture of him shrugging like a doofus at the 2002 ASG for his plaque.

Piece of shit. The phrase you are looking for here is a piece of shit.

Totally, by 1945, the Nazis were gone with no problem whatsoever.

It works on so many levels...

Trump would have fought hard for his job if his name was Klansmann, alas.

I sign up for things and give my name at restaurants as Clambake Jackson.

This makes my head hurt.

Not shown: Apple turnover, Tamarick Vanover.

Bob Gibson would have pitched the complete game, struck out 17 while doing it, punched his catcher for talking to the opposition hitters, and driven home in that time.

On the bright side, at least these girls were paying attention in history class.

In his defense, he might have had a few drinks.

It’s almost as if anyone on the roster before September 1st is eligable for the postseason, a rule that has been on the books for decades. So so damn shady.

Could we, I dunno, stop taking pictures in public restrooms? I am willing to take someone’s word for things in certain cases.

Then Mets fans will start bellowing about 32 years without a championship. Mets fans never shut up.

#Repealthe19th

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Wait, did someone force himself upon Big Ben and might face no consequences for it? That’s irony on a base level.

When he found out he couldn’t deduct all the campaign finances, well, he had to come up with other ideas.

Yeah he did, he didn’t even catch the damn ball.