I hate to be that guy, but the announcer said “The Red Sox walk off”and that is incorrect. Ramirez hit the walk off home run, yes, but it is the Yankees who walk off - as in walk off the field because they lost. That is how the term works and it is shocking how often it is misapplied.

If you don’t think Bills fans can’t think of other ridiculous ways to prove they are drunk and stupid, you haven’t hung around Buffalo very long.

Just a quick reminder:

Hitler spelled nothing wrong!

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Your guest barber: Michael Irvin.

Can someone get Peter Thiel to fund this lawsuit?

This is what happens when kids watch The Little Mermaid but not The Land Before Time.

My brain says “Fuck Hope Solo” and my loins say the same exact thing with completely different inflection.

Let’s remember some Rams:

Amp Lee demands a recount.

Counterpoint: Fuck Arod with a rusty nail.

+1 genocide

“They are the Browns with a bigger little brother complex.”

I like to think of them as the Lions with the logo facing the wrong way.

Counterpoint: “Fuck horses” - Catherine the Great

Somewhere the Broad Street Bullies are laughing because for them, this was just an average preseason game.

I assume Zachary is young with a statement like “our quarterback is the luckiest person to ever win TWO (!!) Super Bowls” because he obviously has never heard of Jim Plunkett. Still, though, Eli, there is no shame being the second worst quarterback with 2 SB wins.

Hey, both those years they got steamrolled in the World Series were very exciting.