Meet your starting linebacker for the 2016 Dallas Cowboys. YEEEHAWWWW!!!! *fires guns into air*

I know, right - he came up huge in week 17 with the playoffs on the line.

Reggie Jackson hitting three homers in the 1977 World Series.

I remember the hostage crisis in 1979 and long gas lines. The late 70s were just awful.

Rich Kotite won a playoff game in Philly, Buddy Ryan did not. I like to remind Eagles fans of this and make them throw D batteries at me.

Las Vegas White Whales. Adapt all the Hartford logos and Brass Bonanza.

Antonio McDyess and Eddy Curry approve this message.

Jerry West was 1-8 in the NBA finals as a player. LeBron is gonna have to step up his game to even come close to that.

The only thing missing is him referring to Ali as Clay through the whole thing.

You silly Yankee fan, you know damn well you don’t have soul.

That is the scariest thing I have ever imagined. And I live in New Jersey.

Brass fucking Bonanza! Long live the Whale!!!

Goose Gossage just went to that kid’s house and plunked his parents.

*Sports Pope yells at cloud*

Al Alburquerque approves this post.

I used to love Mitch Hedberg jokes, I still do but I used to too.

Failed businessman ticket FTW!

I look forward t0 the day in this league when a gay man can beat up his boyfriend and no one will care as long as he doesn’t get suspended too long.

The only proper retort to such taunting is “I only do what your dad showed me, we all know he’s the best anyway.”