St. Louis fans can still look forward to STARTING the race war.

Wait, how is this not about Greg Oden again?

The shoulder strain is real, do you know how heavy those room service trays are?!?

The Pear Society of America does not condone this egregious misuse of their shape. Sandoval has reached pomegranate status.

Except for the fact that Bryce Harper, the unanimous NL MVP, was the leader in WAR, yes.

Is this C3Po’s dong?

Technically, when you pistol whip someone, your hands never touch them, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hitler didn’t have the internet and he did okay, just ask Tai.

How horrifying is Donald Trump? I actually care what Keith Olbermann has to say about him.

We call this the Seahawks Paradox - when new fans of a suddenly excellent team act as though they invented the whole notion of rooting for a sports team. It’s very much like the 3rd or 4th time a 17 year old has sex.

I got a toothache recently that degenerated into something otherworldly. I was going to take some Aleve and sleep it off but instead it just got worse and worse until I was laying in bed hallucinating. I was tripping balls in pain for like 45 minutes before I realized what was happening. It was downright Mysterious…

/ftfy

I was saying Booooooorady...

MLB Hall of Fame: You once may have been in the room with someone who said the word ‘steroids’ - DENIED!

About twice as many viewers are choosing Chris “Mad Dog” Russo’s show on MLB Network—despite that channel being available in 18 million fewer homes.

If the Giants had half a brain, they would swoop in, offer the Girl Scouts the world (and a date to do the meet and greet and sleep) and get $1 million worth of publicity for like $20,000.

How much of his money did he give to Morrie and his family? Oh, yeah, right.

There isn’t a jury in the land that would convict.

And then the defense takes it all back by dropping seven guys into coverage and not a single one of them thought covering Larry Fitzgerald was a good idea.