Mark Hamill is not amused.

Han is always the only one who got a shot off, Greedo never shoots. Period.

That dog in the first video is the NFL MVP as far as I’m concerned.

None of this would have happened if Andy Dalton was healthy. Wait, what’s that? Oh, never mind.

The Eagles haven’t won a damn thing since before JFK was president so I am sure an aging coach who hasn’t made the playoffs in 6 of his last 7 seasons is EXACTLY what will fix that eternal tire fire. Giants fans should get a concussion laughing at the notion.

Valid question: is nerve tonic a PED?

The Patriots catching the ball is obviously cheating. Each catch will constitute a league wide investigation and forfiture of a draft pick.

This is the first time I have ever wished to smell what The Rock is cooking.

He’s clearly trying to destroy America by serving the less fortunate.

Woohoo! Best 7-1 team in history!!!

If there is any coach who has perfected the November Super Bowl, it’s Sexy Rexy. Enjoy drinking champagne out of your wife’s shoes all night since you won’t be doing it in January. Again.

Shit, Bill Clinton is sitting in my living room with my laptop watching RedTube right this very moment.

Green Day Packers.

Actually, I think it was No, More and they were talking about fines.

Why would you insult pieces of shit like that?

Real Yankee fans throw batteries at Dave Winfield.

“Honestly, I didn’t hear any boos,” said Rodriguez.

I assume HGH gives you selective super-hearing then.

Eternal September MVP Tony Romo. If the season ended in November, he’d be the best QB of all time.

I have always found that “yes, but I’m not sucking your dick for less than $50.” works wonders as well.

triple quantumfuck Laurence Fucking Maroney with the mandibles of everybody he’s ever fucking loved.

Whoa.