Jackson, dude, did someone from Carmel rape you mom or something? There are other shitty white suburbs of Indianapolis, you know.

8?!?!? But it was already dead...

I hope this goes all the way to the Supreme Court if only to find out how Ruth Bader Ginsberg likes her balls.

Fine, can we still call him stupid? Okay, good.

I know it’s cliche, but a You’re Doing It Wrong meme might be this dude’s destiny.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...............

Cleveland lost the Rams and the original Browns.

Scott Farkus?

I once had a Skins fan tell me the Saints name was racist towards catholics. He wasn’t joking.

What happened to Sully?

Careful, if we get Colin going about John Wall again, there is no telling where he’ll go.

HBO is aware that Bill Simmons has all the televison presence of a bowl of tapioca pudding, right?

I hope he didn’t dance with that champagne.

Buddy Bianacalana

Why did they ever have Ryan Reynolds play Green Lantern, this is the superhero roll he was born to play.

PTSD Post Traumatic Steak Disorder.

Sadly, he would bat cleanup for the Mets.

Do you want confederate flags everywhere? Because that’s how you get confederate flags everywhere.

Excuse me, Bartolo hit a double last month.