The exception that proves the rule, I’m afraid. For every Dirk, there is 100 Nikoloz Tskitishvilis.

Kid isn’t even 10 years old and the Knicks have him face-palming like a pro.

Peter King was not at this game, I believe.

I would watch the fuck out of GIRAFFECAR.

Oh man, I looked.

This would imply Dan Snyder has the equipment to satisfy a horse...

#DanSnyderFucksHamsters

/ftfy

Where’s the Capital City Goofball when you need him?

+1 Bloom County reference.

With all the flopping that usually goes down in soccer it is hard at first glance to be affected by such a thing. Then you see that yeah, he fucking nailed him in the face. That’s gotta hurt.

Why risk it? Like it’s hard to find drugs in Las friggin’ Vegas?

I guess they kept the idea for the Atlanta Thrashers.

He also cared about the issues that affect America.

He really is a dick in his old age, isn’t he?

I don’t know if he swore but he seems very excited to get an N64.

Well, I am pretty sure this is a level 7 gut punch loss, much like the Celtics in 1988. Or something like that.

Don’t confuse Shady’s armchair rhetoric with actual facts. “He traded me, I’m black, ergo, Chip Kelly hates black people!”

Kill me.

This. This Kris Bryant situation is the perfect example of duplicitous hand-wringing sports writer bullshit. It is a complete no win situation giving everyone something dumb to yell about. If the Cubs leave him in the minors for 12 days to stall his free agent clock (as they wisely did), they are a horrible…