jacobmrley
jacobmrley
jacobmrley

+1 genocide

“They are the Browns with a bigger little brother complex.”

I like to think of them as the Lions with the logo facing the wrong way.

Counterpoint: “Fuck horses” - Catherine the Great

Somewhere the Broad Street Bullies are laughing because for them, this was just an average preseason game.

I assume Zachary is young with a statement like “our quarterback is the luckiest person to ever win TWO (!!) Super Bowls” because he obviously has never heard of Jim Plunkett. Still, though, Eli, there is no shame being the second worst quarterback with 2 SB wins.

Hey, both those years they got steamrolled in the World Series were very exciting.

Meet your starting linebacker for the 2016 Dallas Cowboys. YEEEHAWWWW!!!! *fires guns into air*

I know, right - he came up huge in week 17 with the playoffs on the line.

Reggie Jackson hitting three homers in the 1977 World Series.

I remember the hostage crisis in 1979 and long gas lines. The late 70s were just awful.

Rich Kotite won a playoff game in Philly, Buddy Ryan did not. I like to remind Eagles fans of this and make them throw D batteries at me.

Las Vegas White Whales. Adapt all the Hartford logos and Brass Bonanza.

Antonio McDyess and Eddy Curry approve this message.

Jerry West was 1-8 in the NBA finals as a player. LeBron is gonna have to step up his game to even come close to that.

The only thing missing is him referring to Ali as Clay through the whole thing.

You silly Yankee fan, you know damn well you don’t have soul.

That is the scariest thing I have ever imagined. And I live in New Jersey.

Brass fucking Bonanza! Long live the Whale!!!