We call this the Seahawks Paradox - when new fans of a suddenly excellent team act as though they invented the whole notion of rooting for a sports team. It’s very much like the 3rd or 4th time a 17 year old has sex.

I got a toothache recently that degenerated into something otherworldly. I was going to take some Aleve and sleep it off but instead it just got worse and worse until I was laying in bed hallucinating. I was tripping balls in pain for like 45 minutes before I realized what was happening. It was downright Mysterious…

/ftfy

I was saying Booooooorady...

MLB Hall of Fame: You once may have been in the room with someone who said the word ‘steroids’ - DENIED!

About twice as many viewers are choosing Chris “Mad Dog” Russo’s show on MLB Network—despite that channel being available in 18 million fewer homes.

If the Giants had half a brain, they would swoop in, offer the Girl Scouts the world (and a date to do the meet and greet and sleep) and get $1 million worth of publicity for like $20,000.

How much of his money did he give to Morrie and his family? Oh, yeah, right.

There isn’t a jury in the land that would convict.

And then the defense takes it all back by dropping seven guys into coverage and not a single one of them thought covering Larry Fitzgerald was a good idea.

Mark Hamill is not amused.

Han is always the only one who got a shot off, Greedo never shoots. Period.

That dog in the first video is the NFL MVP as far as I’m concerned.

None of this would have happened if Andy Dalton was healthy. Wait, what’s that? Oh, never mind.

The Eagles haven’t won a damn thing since before JFK was president so I am sure an aging coach who hasn’t made the playoffs in 6 of his last 7 seasons is EXACTLY what will fix that eternal tire fire. Giants fans should get a concussion laughing at the notion.

Valid question: is nerve tonic a PED?

The Patriots catching the ball is obviously cheating. Each catch will constitute a league wide investigation and forfiture of a draft pick.

This is the first time I have ever wished to smell what The Rock is cooking.

He’s clearly trying to destroy America by serving the less fortunate.