Woohoo! Best 7-1 team in history!!!

If there is any coach who has perfected the November Super Bowl, it’s Sexy Rexy. Enjoy drinking champagne out of your wife’s shoes all night since you won’t be doing it in January. Again.

It takes two to lie, Marge: one to lie and one to listen.

Shit, Bill Clinton is sitting in my living room with my laptop watching RedTube right this very moment.

Green Day Packers.

Actually, I think it was No, More and they were talking about fines.

Why would you insult pieces of shit like that?

Real Yankee fans throw batteries at Dave Winfield.

“Honestly, I didn’t hear any boos,” said Rodriguez.

I assume HGH gives you selective super-hearing then.

Eternal September MVP Tony Romo. If the season ended in November, he’d be the best QB of all time.

I have always found that “yes, but I’m not sucking your dick for less than $50.” works wonders as well.

triple quantumfuck Laurence Fucking Maroney with the mandibles of everybody he’s ever fucking loved.

Whoa.

Jackson, dude, did someone from Carmel rape you mom or something? There are other shitty white suburbs of Indianapolis, you know.

8?!?!? But it was already dead...

I hope this goes all the way to the Supreme Court if only to find out how Ruth Bader Ginsberg likes her balls.

Fine, can we still call him stupid? Okay, good.

I know it’s cliche, but a You’re Doing It Wrong meme might be this dude’s destiny.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo...............

Cleveland lost the Rams and the original Browns.