Shirley says the check is in the mail.

♪♫ Tooooooooo many buttfumbles! ♪♫

12.5th man.

Vertical videos are satan.

Careful, we all know what happens to Kobe when he gets in that light air of Colorado.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Who the hell are you to judge my masturbatory rampage?

I am pretty sure they have the same penis, but I'll be damned if I am gonna click on that photoshop.

Thanks, Obama.

Having been on those Reggie White Eagles teams, I am pretty sure Golic is a creationist.

I used 0073735963 as a password forever.

Bloody hell.

It's always Derek Jeter's fault.

We can stop internetting this evening, Jenn just won.

Oh man, did I miss the Factory of Sadness.

Oh no, my dick is so shit upon.

Why do you want to improve Tallahassee so much?

Are you saying being traded to the Jets is better than being suspended? Because being castrated on national television sounds better than playing for that collective dumpster fire.