LOLJETS

$5 million a year?!?! *puts gun to head*

*doink*

Ah Philly fans, so proud they can spell a 6 letter word, granted which, is two letters longer than Jets fans.

The sad part is, he did this against the Bills, a team that usually finds a way to beat itself. Why not do this against, say, the Packers, who have treated the Lions like a bye week for decades?

Still better than the Saints.

Honestly, not being much of an MLS enthusiast, I had to google what the Columbus Crew's logo looked like. It then became horribly clear that the thing on top of the page that I thought was some kind of joke was actually the logo you were talking about.

Hating Twin Peaks is like hating Nirvana. Sure, they may not be the longest lasting or "best" television or rock bands ever, but they reinvented their genres in ways that cannot be measured. If it weren't for TP, you'd still have Dallas and Dyansty soap opera crap on TV just like Nirvana killed off the hair band…

Greggggggg is going to lose his goddamned mind.

Maybe RR is a woman and this would then fit under the aforementioned "well, black people say nigger all the time" argument.

Someday there will be an old player named Able that they will say is using a cane and bring that sad cliche 'round full circle.

The plague.

"Now move your big ass 'round this way. So I can work on that zipper, baby. Tonight your a star and I'm the big dipper."

Gett off is not only the best Prince song to fuck to, it is in the top 20 period.

Sadly, he reads more and more that way too. :/

I know for a fact half of those burgers are served with nitroglycerine pills.

You'd think someone with that name could afford better boobies.

Can you fit "if you motherfuckers don't win, I'll beat the crap out of you with a stick and you get to pick it" in 140 characters?

Are you kids too young to remember this one?