Can you fit "if you motherfuckers don't win, I'll beat the crap out of you with a stick and you get to pick it" in 140 characters?

Are you kids too young to remember this one?

The back-up QB is usually the most popular player on a bad team. It is only so perfectly Jets that their most popular player is a dog murdering washed up scumbag.

Can we switch this to Sean Payton?

The CD came out in 1982 and the Nintendo Familycom came out in Japan in 1983, but okay, sure, it is hard to remember that far back.

Bob Costas deserves a gift basket for the coverage he gave Jeter this evening.

With that last tweet, who does DiComo think he is, Bobby Bonilla?

Two games, tops.

Hurts. Hating. To. Agree. With. Olbermann.

"happy Andy Reid is one of the best things the NFL has going for it right now."

Until he goes home and tries to parent one of his children and they lapse into a heroin-induced coma.

So by Peter King's logic, when Ray Rice punched Janay, he only hit 2% of her body, so she was 98% feeling great!

This sort of reminds me of the Bill Hicks joke about the Rodney King tape, which I will paraphrase here...

To be really accurate, he should have started doing it on the 5 yard line and dropped the ball before the goal.

I assume she washed it down with Gatorade.

Zero, put real cheese on that motherfucker.

Funny how easily offended and chippy the Yankees get when they are making early October tee times.

You have this completely backward; PA is an absolute hellhole with Yuengling the only decent thing to ever come out of it.

Is there a more appropriate logo for the Mets than a white flag?

"We can't sit a player who can help us win football games..."

Hopefully not to beat them some more.