It has become very clear that if OJ had stabbed his wife in 1974 instead of 1994, he wouldn't have missed a single snap.

And yet he signed with the Knicks...

Carrots at #19?!?!? Carrots got robbed!

You should tuck him in and give him a blankie.

Of course, leave a little room in the middle for his gigantic chub.

Plug in your damned phone, dummy.

Stand up and fight!

It's LAND of the free and HOME of the brave. Please express it directly as Ray Lewis wrote it.

Much like Jets fans, Eagles fans constantly chant "E-A-G-L-E-S" because it is by far the longest word they can spell correctly.

And yet, they will continue to use the horrible slur "Mike Lupica"

On what planet is this "half" naked? He is 95% naked - and thank god for that 5% - hell, he's not even wearing socks.

Have you ever met a Seahawks fan? This placement tells me, no, no you haven't...

Anyone who refers to anyone as "Bros" gets exactly what they deserve.

If only Mike Lupica did stand-ups. I can't think of a more fitting thing to happen to a person.

The Cubs just offered her a 4 year $52 million contract.

They had a good run, but seriously? Seriously?

Pfft, I got two of them, I could easily sell you one cheaper...

Considering they didn't come close to winning what is basically their Super Bowl, shouldn't this get the LOLJets tag?

I was wondering what it's like for you to have no soul. And, also, what do you use to fill up your body where the soul would be? Now, is that human excrement, or dog excrement?

Who is the Kaz Matsui of Cuba? Because you know the Mets will overpay for that guy.

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