And sadly the truest (If you know anything about the deep south).

God hates Kansas City.

God hates Cleveland; God is completely unaware KC exists.

Are you saying he's got soul or that he's not a soldier?

(hopefully in the very close future...)

ME- Did you hear Peter King died?
Everyone- Thank fucking Christ.
*band strikes up*
*Starbucks goes bankrupt*
*children's balls everywhere are safe*

Damon never would have gotten the ball to the front row much less the field.

Fuck. You. Fuck. Children.

Invisible sandwich.

Yes, Vince Young 2.0 - great idea!

All football contracts are meaningless number porn (except for the guarantee) and yet the media breathlessly reports them as though they are getting a percentage.

Too much to read, I'll bookmark it and look at it tomorrow.

If only Bugs Bunny played all nine positions for the Mets...

No Whataburger coupons?

He'll just give a pair away in one of his gift baskets. Yeah Jeets!

Footage of Sepp Blatter approving those schematics:

Careful, a post like this might get you a smack in the mouth.

Not to stir up the ol' god/atheist hornets' nest, but how can you possibly prove the existence of a benevolent higher being when this useless sack of monkey shit continues to exist? Please tell me the reasons and show your work.

Marilu Henner wants you to shut up. She also can tell you the last 10 times you were wrong.

Too bad this program will be discontinued in October when there are no longer any more eligible ticket holders.

That's good. That's knowing yourself and understanding your limitations and your surroundings. This is something 95% of the photo-posting public seems to be missing.