I know the urge to slam Pats fans is overwhelming, but Buffalo couldn't beat New England playing 13 a side with 6 downs instead of 4.

Where is Rick Monday when we really need him?

You're thinking of a World Series share (the bonus money) - the players vote for that. The ring thing is, as was stated earlier, that everyone on the roster during the year gets one.

This just in: people are stupid.

I think Bernie Geotz taught us all how to handle #2.

Calm the fuck down, it's Citifield, plenty of seats available. It makes the White Sox stadium look standing room only.

I assume if Chad Curtis couldn't play baseball he would have become a priest.

Wow, something the Mets won't take money for? I...I am speechless. I figured if the neonazi's wanted to rename the bullpens, they would cash the check first and ask questions later.

Dead or alive, you're closing this game.

This is just a Peter King video in reverse.

I guess they passed that "can't get an abortion after rape" law in PA, huh?

Both teams will receive their trophies with a kiss from their sister.

I'm not sure who to kick in the face in this picture. Just kidding, I would shoot them both.

They didn't even take one of those sweet little crowns? Fools.

And yet it was completely within the rules of the CBA. How the NHL didn't see this strategy as possible means they are just as dumb as this post says they are.

Will the Japanese version remember what kind of used panties I like?

Beer!

I saw that lake and was so hoping she'd jump in. The brief upskirt panty shot will have to suffice. Yes, I am 12 years old.

This is so tone deaf it hurts. I mean, George Zimmerman has moved on to threatening his wife with a gun. Domestic violence is in, killing black youth is so last year.