Did a 75 year old and a 3 year old conspire to make this awful list?

This hate for the Haters Guide is not grade A hate, you need to up your hate for the hater hate game.

I'd give him the money just for the halibut.

Shit sandwich.

Enrico Palazzo approves this version.

I wish they arrested this kid for sexual harassment of a firearm since he's pretty much on point about James Dolan.

Phillies management are obviously taking lessons in being douchebags from their fans.

"He wants to go out like Michael Jordan."

Does Willy Wonka know you raid his wardrobe?

Dude, stop ripping off Rick Reilly. At least give him credit on twitter for having it first.

And remember, he had that fart first on twitter.

Go back to Africa?!?

I found his using the kid as a human shield during dodge ball rather brilliant.

Personality? Where?

I think you might be missing the point of memes.

It's funny because we are all eternally 8 years old.

More importantly, why don't they have downhill speed boxing? I'd watch the fuck out of that.

Where's your other hand, dude?