More importantly, why don't they have downhill speed boxing? I'd watch the fuck out of that.

Where's your other hand, dude?

Careful, that kind of innuendo gets a person stabbed.

Pimp Namath won the Super Bowl before it started.

Oh noes, the ballz.

Vince Carter would like to remind you of Fredric Weis.

Bust on bust crime.

Please refrain from trying to type in English ever again; every letter you type is an affront to the language.

Wow, you watch a lot of FOX News, don't you?

With any luck, it is spraying so government grade chemtrails over the state to neutralize the smugness of all those bandwagon jumping 12th man fans.

This is the saddest photo ever taken.

"I ain't never seen no talking winning nothing."

With this kind of triple negative, shouldn't the writers be happy he doesn't speak to them?

How does that not get the super slow mo treatment?

The people complaining about the zero assists are the same dudes who complain about girls who spit.

This is why I prefer to call him a cunt, no gray area in that.

Only one part of Greg Oden is like a horse...

They should fight to the death! (and I hope it's a tie...)

Being a cunt knows no color.

Being a cunt knows no race, Richard Sherman is proof positive of that.