Richard Sherman:

Richard Sherman would need three promotions to be a cunt.

YUK DUM BOO BUM

False! Deep dish pizza is not pizza, it is a bread and tomato casserole masquerading as pizza. I can make muffins and call them cupcakes all I want, doesn't stop them from being fucking muffins.

LOLJets?

You're doing it right.

He should go completely neutral and yell "Wichita! Wichita!"

This is the worst drawing of a whale's vagina I have ever seen.

Welp, Peyton is never getting into the Baseball Hall of Fame now...

Bartolo Colon? Hello.

How do we get "Flapjack!!!" into the everyday football vernacular?

Butt.

At least they survived. RIP Bump Bailey.

Oh, I can't bring a football but those pretty boy players can? With special treatment like this, no wonder they have lost touch with the common fan.

The most glorious inevitable thing ever.

I'll just put this here:

The Barney Miller and Night Court themes were written by the same person.

Real easy to play football from your couch, dude.